Cancer

Running with Scissors (Puns while Cancerous)

“Bloody Sediments” is appropriate when discussing dusky rose urination during cancer treatment, although “Bloody Sentiments” makes for a delicious pun and oft-heard thoughts & prayers one endures cancer.

I’m back to peeing bloody sediments again and I have some raging mouth sores on the right of my mouth impacting my speech, eating, and drinking. Oncology tells me “this is all normal, and to be expected with Graft vs Host Disease, we may put you on Prednisone soon.”

On the plus side, it amuses me to use the Mens room, make use of the urinal, and walk away leaving it looking like a scene from a Stephen King novel. I actually have to laugh at the horror and carnage I leave behind.

We all float down here…. and you will too!

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Aunt Jane
4 years ago

I actually appreciate your candor and details. We can never know the incredible disruption this disease has wrought on you and your family. These accounts give some inkling as to the depth of that. Hoping so very much that you are on the upswing!